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Hey there! You just stumbled onto JBakaDrabbles, created by Tsuki and Eri! We basically write drabbles about any fandom in Johnny’s Entertainment. Interested? Just take a look around our index. Arashi, KAT-TUN, Hey! Say! JUMP, we touch base on almost every fandom we can (thus the sparkles, rainbow, and gheiness at every single turn, lol). Everything’s mostly humor, but depending on our mood, there will be more serious drabbles. Most drabbles posted will be from 10 – 950 words.
We do enjoy poking fun at our dear idols, but we will put warnings if there is to be any bashing of any JE boy. Appropriate warnings will be given to smut, yaoi, etc.
Comments are very much loved and appreciated. Hope you enjoy your stay here!
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Tags: announcement, drabble, introduction
Title: The Gyoza Monster
Group: NEWS (Very Massu-centric) Jin cameo
Author: Eri
Style: Crack, fluff.
Word Count: 736
Warning: A bit of language.
Summary: The group wonders why Massu loves gyoza so much.
Continue reading ‘The Gyoza Monster (Massu-centric NEWS)-PG’
Filed under: NEWS | Leave a Comment
Tags: crossover, drabble, Eri, johnny's entertainment, Massu, Masuda, NEWS, Takahisa
Drowning (Ryoda)
Title: Drowning
Pairing: Ryoda
Author: Tsuki
Style: Pure angst
Word Count: 736
Warning: Angst, and lots of it. Why depressing? Because I can be. No yaoi. I apologize for the lack of crack-bringing with this drabble. XD
Continue reading ‘Drowning (Ryoda)’
Filed under: Crossovers, KAT-TUN, NEWS | 1 Comment
Tags: crossover, johnny's entertainment, KAT-TUN, NEWS, ryoda, tsuki
Title: The Gift Shige Wished Would Stop Giving
Group: NEWS
Author: Eri
Style: CHRISTMAS CRACK.
Word Count: 950 (ok a bit above the limit 
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Warning: Christmas crack, a bit of language.
Summary: Shige decides to give everyone a really cool Christmas present- and really regrets it later.
Continue reading ‘The Gift Shige Wished Would Stop Giving (NEWS)’
Filed under: NEWS | 2 Comments
Tags: Eri, johnny's entertainment, NEWS
Roadtrip (NEWS)
Title: Roadtrip
Group: NEWS
Author: Tsuki
Style: PURE CRACK.
Word Count: 288
Warning: NEWS crack. Dialogue only.
Summary: In which Ryo’s driving NEWS for a roadtrip, Tegoshi loses his hairstyling products, Koyama’s singing weeeek, Shige’s overprotective, Massu doesn’t know how to shut up, and Yamapi’s just Yamapi.
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Filed under: NEWS | Leave a Comment
Tags: johnny's entertainment, NEWS, tsuki
Halloween is Awesome (Akame)
Title: Halloween Is Awesome
Pairing: Akame
Author: Eri
Style: It’s crack. Pure and utter crack.
Word Count: 756
Warning: Slight implied yaoi (Akame). Jin cross-dressing. Humorous depiction of KT members (but with love)
Summary: Jin loves Halloween. His party every year is awesome, but this year has a special twist…
Filed under: KAT-TUN | 1 Comment
Tags: akame, Eri, johnny's entertainment, KAT-TUN
My Hairbrush (Akame)
Title: My Hairbrush
Pairing: Akame and Akanishi Jin x Tegoshi Yuya
Author: Tsuki
Word Count: 100
Warning: Slight Jin-bashing. Jealous Kame and Tesshi.
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Tegoshi walked into the KAT-TUN dressing room.
“Tegoshi-kun, what are you looking for?” Maru asked. It wasn’t every day they saw a NEWS member.
“My hairbrush…” Tegoshi frowned, searching around the mirrors. His eyes locked onto the comb which Kame was currently using. “There it is!” He walked over and snatched it out of the idol’s hands.
“Your’s?! Jin bought this one for me! He said it was rare or something.”
Tegoshi stared in shock.
“Jin told me he bought it for me because it reminded him of me.”
The two stared at the figure walking out the door.
“BITCH!”
Filed under: Crossovers, KAT-TUN, NEWS | 1 Comment
Tags: akame, crossover, johnny's entertainment, KAT-TUN, tegoshi yuya, tsuki
Proud (Akame)
Title: Proud
Pairing: Akame
Author: Tsuki
Word Count: 100
Warning: Jin-bashing. Akame.
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“Kame, what’s something you’re not proud of?”
The idol turned, surprised. He looked at Ueda and raised an elegant eyebrow.
“Something I’m not proud of?” he echoed quietly. Kame stared at the ceiling, losing himself in his thoughts. He bit his lip in contemplation. After a couple minutes passed, he turned to Ueda.
“Losing my virginity to Akanishi.”
Ueda fell from the couch, Taguchi laughed out loud, and Maru looked like he was about to puke. Jin glared, pouting his full lips.
“At least I didn’t lose my virginity to you,” Jin spat venomously.
Kame laughed.
“Oh, you freaking whore.”
Filed under: KAT-TUN | 2 Comments
Tags: akame, johnny's entertainment, KAT-TUN, tsuki
Growing Up (Yamachii)
Title: Growing Up
Pairing: Yamachii
Author: Tsuki
Style: Crack and fluff
Word Count: 248
Warning: Yamachii fluff. Don’t read if you don’t like sweet stuff.
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Yamada slapped at the hands which played with his cheeks.
“Chinen, stop it.”
The hands kept poking his skin, irritating the older boy to no end. Yamada growled. He had just fallen asleep, too!
“Chinen, I’m trying to sleep.”
His face was bombarded with pinches and pokes, his ears filling with giggles.
“Damnit, Chi-“
“Yama-chan! I have cake!”
Yamada’s anger slightly disappeared before sleep took over him again. He laid his head back down on the cool desk.
“Maybe later. I want to sleep, okay?”
Fingers stopped their amusement on his head. Yamada was surprised. He didn’t think Chinen would give up that easily.
Messy frosting was shoved into Yamada’s face. It got in his perfectly styled hair, all over his cheeks, and some into his eyes. Yamada licked his lips sadly, knowing he would never be able to get sleep like this.
“Fine. Be that way, bitch.” Chinen snarled, stomping his way out of the empty classroom. He left a colorful string of curse words behind him.
Yamada watched the boy leave, wiping some icing off of his face. He sighed.
“I hate that he has to grow up.”
The boy sighed, relishing in his solitude. He let his face bask in the sunlight, knowing he looked ridiculous with the white frost on his face. Yamada snuggled in the warmth of his Horikoshi outfit which laid on his arms comfortably.
“It’s just puberty,” he reassured himself, thinking that Chinen would skip back to him in no time.
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Tags: Hey! Say! JUMP, johnny's entertainment, tsuki, yamachii
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